Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo? Sunglasses
PISTOL SQUAAAAAD
Listen, if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized lenses are for you. (Also, we know that you posted a photo of yourself and wrote a caption that you did 57 pistols, but we know that you didn't. You did exactly 12 pistols, spread over the 7 takes you did to perfect your form, your hair and your sweat - which came from a spray bottle placed just out of frame.)
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
FAQ
When will it ship?
We aim to ship the same or next day. typically via USPS or UPS. If you need it faster, we have expedited shipping available at checkout!
If the item indicates online only, expect about a week for processing. Customized items have a longer lead-time, we will be in touch with an expected date.
Do you accept returns?
The most important thing to us, is that you love your Grove goodies. If you aren't happy, the size isn't quite right, it doesn't match your shoes, or for whatever reason, we want to help! Reach out by phone 407/740-0022, email customerservice@thegrovewp.com or chat box on the site, and we will walk you through the return process.
You can also self-manage your returns through your account.
